2007-09-03 11:45:32 · 63 answers · asked by carl 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wouldn't be able to ask him anything, I don't speak Spanish.
2007-09-03 11:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dittio with Hestia
Having a conversation with Jesus (long as he spoke English) would be interesting to say the least.
Now if he was speaking Greek I would be lost even thought I am trying to learn it.
2007-09-03 21:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say what David said: "Why does life on Earth have to be so full of pain and discomfort???"
I'm really mad at god, but I am a christian and follow his ways. I believe if everybody followed the bible, there would be no more problems.
On the other hand... life is *WAY* too troublesome and harsh, *ROTTEN* is a better word for it!!! :"( , and *I* myself have come up with a much better plan! :) Why couldn't god??? I would be *happy* to lend him MINE! :D
My plan would be, everybody and everything would be solid state -- transistors and stuff. There would be NO PAIN or DISCOMFORT of any kind. People that followed god's plan, or rather *MY* plan! :D, would be blessed and get to live in paradise. People that hurt other people or things would be DESTROYED! They would cease to exist! People that were neither good nor bad would fall somewhere in between...
How'd I do?
~Cindy! :)
2007-09-03 11:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by ♛ CindyBradyTooh ♛ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to deal with love. The ultimate solution and why if God is love, love is so hard to deal with or have. It always causes pain and hurt and anger. Like 2/3 of yahoo questions are about love and relationships
2007-09-03 11:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by unknown 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in him, but I have this fantasy where he comes back and smacks the holy snot out of all those televangelists, so I'd start with : "Will you please do something about all the televangelists saying they're speaking to you all the time? I know they're lying, but for you to actually go say it to their faces and in front of their audience would really bring it home to people."
2007-09-03 11:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I would have a few questions
-Can you wait where you are while I call the police?
-Is there anyone else in the apartment?
-I'm not going to have to shoot you, am I?
-How did you get in here?
-Did you touch the TV?
-Why would you resort to breaking into people's homes?
-How did you get in?
-Did I say you could talk?
-Do I look like I care who you are?
2007-09-03 11:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by Just Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one named Jesus has ever lived in my house.
2007-09-03 11:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask for forgiveness and another chance. I would ask him if I could go with him, especially when he puts the shame on those who have mocked him And God. Then I would go to skid row and whereever the poor have suffered for him,
and see him regain his kingdom.
2007-09-03 11:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by wpepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you like in your coffee?
As a Hellenic Pagan hospitality is demanded by my religion, so the first thing would be to ask after his needs, then anything else would be discussed.....
2007-09-03 19:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Carl, I wonder how Jesus could come back to my home since it's not a place he'd ever been. He could conceivably go back to Bethlehem or Judea or Cana, or those places, because he'd been there before.
2007-09-03 11:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do I keep getting imaginary friends here? First Santa Claus and now this!
Then I'd slam the door in that fictional persons face.
2007-09-03 11:54:18 · answer #11 · answered by Roy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋