A gorgeous young woman called calamity jane wanders over to the bar in a pub. She seductively signals at the barman smila to bring his face close to hers, then reaches out her hands and caresses his beard.
'Are you the manager?' she purrs, stroking his face.
'No,' he replies, wide eyed.
'Can you get him for me?'She whispers, running her hands through his hair.
' I'm afraid i can't,' smila breathes, clearly aroused.' Is there anything i can do?'
'Yes,' calamity continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth for him to suck. 'Tell him there's no loo paper or soap in the ladies toilets.'
2007-09-03 10:10:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, hahaha! got cha! back.
2007-09-03 10:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one...the competition is on...lol who can top who with Calamity and Smila...haha this shall get interesting
2007-09-04 01:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bet that took the smila of his face :(
2007-09-03 20:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch Smila and you still sucked her fingers.Lol have a star.
2007-09-03 17:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bet he was so disgusted! He knows now not to just suck on anyones fingers no matter how gorgeous they are!
2007-09-03 17:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahhh back to the old ken we all know and love -- a trainee teller of JOKES pmsl
2007-09-03 18:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An answer sprang to mind.
But good one will suffice
2007-09-03 17:54:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats very great, in deed!
thanks for sharing!
2007-09-04 03:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor calamity jane...
2007-09-03 17:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi.
2007-09-03 18:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋