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My hubby pinched me in a playful manner, i yelped and 2 seconds later he spilled his coffee in his lap.
Karma a tasty and enlightning treat. The universes way of keeping us behaved...Have you had your cup today?

2007-09-03 09:47:52 · 12 answers · asked by Fae 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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my favorite kind of karma is parking karma. be a good driver, get pole position... never walk on the seas of asphalt again. tho, a disabled placard is like permanent parking karma. i wonder what happens to people who abuse the placard system... do they come back as cart boys? no, roofers. i bet they come back as roofers someplace hot and humid like the southern georgia.

2007-09-03 11:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1 0

Tony the Tiger better watch his ***...

Funny question. Is Instant Karma carb conscious?

2007-09-03 10:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by jung_son24 3 · 2 0

There is far too much evil in the world to assume that the universe runs on this kind of balance.

2007-09-03 09:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0 2

When my kids are screwing up and suddenly run into a wall...I call that a spanking from God or as we have lovingly shortened it...a GodSmack.

2016-04-03 01:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Still paying off my karmic debt... is there a karmic dept consolidation # anywhere in yellow pages?

2007-09-03 09:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by Lol L 1 · 3 0

Zencrafters total enlightenment in about an hour.

2007-09-03 09:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 2 0

well it certainly fits the karma code...comin back three times worse lol..... funny question lol

2007-09-03 17:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Instant Karma", can be a great pay back.
YOUR question really made me laugh. lol

2007-09-03 09:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 7 0

I have a bucket of it everyday

2007-09-03 09:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by Star B 3 · 2 0

Funny! :)

--Buddhist.

2007-09-03 09:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by 5 · 2 0

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