a taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
2007-09-03 08:46:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm still laughing!!
Thanks!!
2007-09-09 05:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it is funny enough for a star.That would be scary though, if a funeral van driver had a corpse tap him on the shoulder.
2016-05-20 04:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked this 1
2007-09-08 19:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by libra8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I will give you a star, just loved it.
2007-09-09 19:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by doris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest clean joke seen in ages, have a star.
I have just e-mailed it to all my contacts.
2007-09-09 23:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by Crafty Cath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Have a star.
2007-09-03 09:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by marmicaben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol he thought it might have been som1 from the dead.. you deserve a star thx for sharing the joke.
2007-09-03 08:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by ANGEL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha have a star
2007-09-10 05:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by Applecrumble 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, definitely Star-worthy!
2007-09-09 11:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by Ami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a beaut i have to go to the toilet now to wipe up
my wee
roflmao
2007-09-10 06:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl a cracker...poor guy must have gone white
2007-09-03 13:07:25 · answer #11 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋