there once was a girl from nantucket,
who found a big hole in her bucket.
she couldnt think what to do,
tried to fix it with glue,
but in the end said...........
ill get a new bucket...... :P
2007-09-03 06:38:12 · 14 answers · asked by mattb77 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nantucket:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nantucket,_Massachusetts
2007-09-03 06:50:16 · update #1
to harvest- if so this should be your kind of joke
2007-09-03 06:51:20 · update #2
"I'll buy some 'Duck Tape' and 'Duck' it" !!!
2007-09-08 20:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still not as good as the man from Nantucket, but a nice effort!
2007-09-03 07:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young girl from nantucket
Who found she'd a hole in her bucket
When the water ran out
She was left in no doubt
That the bucket was empty, oh heavens!!!
(Well she was a very polite young lady!!)
2007-09-08 02:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by jacyinbg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, your syllables are all wrong but funny.... and wheres nantucket?
2007-09-03 06:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by C4 Snake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OR...
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose ----was so long he could suck it
he said witha grin and ---on his chin
if my ear was ----I could----it!
2007-09-10 08:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rocko Barbella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that very much!!!! 10/10
2007-09-03 07:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'A' for effort - or is that 'e' for effort - no it's a star for effort.
2007-09-03 06:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i'll use my gum to plug it!..:)
2007-09-03 07:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
love it
2007-09-03 07:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-03 06:47:09 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋