Am I late for anything ?

Question

What did you do without me?.....

Answer 1

I fixed breakfast, answered some e-mail and killed a copperhead. You really didn't miss much.

Answer 2

Mr. Bean you are late! & So was this guy!
Yup we got into mischief while
you were away!












Do You Know I Am?
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The professor of a freshman psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early, from 8am to 10am.

The professor told his students that his final was not a cumulative final and just covered the information since the last midterm, so in essence, the final was just like a midterm and would only require one hour of the two-hour alloted time. The professor told the students to bring a large blue book (FYI: a blue book is a standard testing tool used throughout many universities. It's basically ten blank pages of college ruled notebook paper with a blue cover.) The professor was adamant that the students were only going to have one hour and not one minute more to complete the essay style exam.

The students requested the exam to begin at 9am instead of 8am since they only had an hour. The professor denied the request because the professor preferred to use the second hour to begin grading the exams. The students moaned at the idea of waking up early.

On the morning of the exam, the test began at 8:10. At 8:35, a student walked in and picked up the test questions from the professor. The professor told the student he wouldn't have enough time to complete the test. The student replied "Yes, I will."

At 9:10, the professor stopped the test and all the students turned in their blue books as they exited the room. The late student continued to write while the professor began grading some of the exams.

At 9:35, the student walked up to the desk to hand in his exam, and the professor told him it was unacceptable. The student, in a surprised manner, asked the professor, "Do you know who I am?"

The professor replied, "No, and I don't care."

The student said, "Good," and stuffed his exam in the middle of the stack of 300 blue books. "Have a nice summer" said the student as he left the room.

Answer 3

I ate for you and me! Your viddles and mine! SUPPER, silly!
Oh make way
for old Dan Tucker
he's too late
to get his supper
supper id done
and breakfast's cooking
and old man Tucker
is standing there looking!

Now, dont'cha go chasin' your pipe dreams darlin', cause I'll
eat your breakfast TOO!
Ollie.

You break me up, Mr. Beans, you always DO come up with somethin'!

Answer 4

Yes, Mr. Bean you are late. You missed out.

Answer 5

I pined...just as If I were a lumberjack...pining in the woods...with the wind and the leaves and the forrest animals chasing me...trying to do vile things to me

Answer 6

Yes your late. You were suppose to be here to wash my car and I'm still waiting.

Answer 7

Dude, you totally missed the raw bacon competitive eating contest. It was awesome!

Answer 8

had lunch you could have helped me do yard work bbq 2 nite and a big box of brew but you had to work first

Answer 9

i drank 4 beer without you

Answer 10

well i've been planning to post a Q on politics....

....or somewhere in the government or law category....let's see if they'll ever put a midget behind bars...

.......or charge me with treason...or rebellion ...or whatever...

i think i'll go there now...see you there buddy!