A young guy from N. J. moves to Fla. He goes to a big "everything under one roof" store looking for a sales job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in New Jersey."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65."
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK???!!!"
The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........"
2007-09-03 04:37:18 · 13 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i starred it. this is so hilarious!
2007-09-03 04:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not a funny just something my 4 yr old nephew said. when i went to get my antenatal scan done he came with me and after seeing the picture of the ultrasound he said 'masi, ur baby looks like an alien!' cute what kids say :) al Haya for best answer! That made me laugh out loud for sure :)
2016-05-20 01:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-09-03 05:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Titanic Fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sent George out for a box of tampons. I wonder what happened. Now I know.
2007-09-03 05:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked your joke very much. Made me laugh for a while.
2007-09-03 05:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2007-09-03 04:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dried_Squid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is funny
2007-09-03 04:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good
2007-09-03 05:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one...hope i can do that
2007-09-03 05:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by doc cool!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea um....o.kk....i think i missed the funny part
2007-09-03 04:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋