Bubba died in a fire & his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter & Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, & when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Crap, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over & Cooter said,"Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought this was pretty strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body & said, "Gawd, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over & Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said," Well, Bubba had two azzholes."
"What, he had two azzholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba with them two azzholes."
2007-09-03 03:58:21 · 5 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I must say that one was the best out of many:):) Sometimes when I laugh so hard I make this funny snort sound...this one really embraced me because I was laughing so hard I was making that sound...roflmbo:)
Thanks a lot for a good start to my day:):)
Rags37:)
2007-09-04 00:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man! this very funny....being an azzhole must be something, he,he,he....
2007-09-03 11:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by maua 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u get a nuh out of me
2007-09-03 11:04:09 · answer #3 · answered by kevin c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke!
2007-09-03 11:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by judyarb1945 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was a good one!
2007-09-03 11:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by Drew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋