Wouldn't it be such a giggle?
What one thing would you take with you?
2007-09-03 01:42:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A lie detector:
The ability to demonstrate that I had been condemned to hell for my honest beliefs would offer a peculiar degree of comfort, and commentary on the one who had so assigned me.
2007-09-03 01:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 7⤊ 2⤋
1. Then, I'd really get mad at God for creating such a stupid system. (the fact that you have to be a Christian to go to heaven)
2. That wouldn't be a giggle. Hell (if it exists) is not a place you'd want to be.
3. I don't think we'd have an option.
2007-09-03 08:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hell is the grave and any thinking person would know that any father would not torture his child endlessly because he didn't live up to his expectations. I can see a person dieing or just going away. Some people really don't deserve to live.
But kept alive just to torture? NO.
It was made up by religious clergy like everything else to make money. Nothing gets these old widows more than thinking they can pay a priest to pray thier dead husband out of hell. It says the lake of fire means the second death.
Or complete distruction.
Ecclastics 9:5 says the living are conscience that they will die but the dead are conscience of nothing at all.
2007-09-03 08:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Steven 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
A good warm coat, gloves, a scarf, a thermos of hot coffee and a personal hand warmer.
Cause Hell is going to freeze over before I get there.
2007-09-03 09:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by fooles.troupe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just like not all theists believe in the same God, not all Christians believe in an eternally burning hell.
2007-09-03 08:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by Andy Roberts 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
My Bruce Springstein collection.
2007-09-03 08:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by hedgewitch18 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What if the Norse were right and none of us will go to Valhalla? Last laugh would be on Eric the Red.
2007-09-03 08:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Well... For one thing, it's up to God to decide who goes to Hell or Heaven. No human can decide such thing on himself or on other humans.
2007-09-03 08:50:47 · answer #8 · answered by Green Phantom 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Have to wonder what'll all happen if we all took fire extinguishers.
Otherwise I'd take a picnic for my Grandmother - cause as good, loving, Xian as she was the Fundies claim she's there.
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2007-09-03 09:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Rai A 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
thats something people like you should really think about, judgement day is to late to think you wish you would have lived right tonight look up at the stars in the sky and think how could there be no God, what do you think poof, we all got here out of nowere one day thats crazy, maby you should get a bible read it and try church, pray for God to help you see the truth anyway good luck and God bless
2007-09-03 08:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋