machine he said, that is a money printing machine. The word got around and police came to arrest him. He told to the police that it was only a show piece and he has neither used nor has the intent to use it. Unconvinced, police said that he had to frame the charge. The man said, then bring a rape charge against me. Surprised, police asked, why? Man said, "because I have the tool for it"!
Pope and Clinton after death. St. Peter sent Pope to hell and Clinton to heaven. In hell that night Pope prayed to the Lord and complained why being a Pope he was in hell and Clinton having done oral and what not *** in White House and other places (may be) in heaven. Prayer accepted and reversal ordered. Next morning walking to their new destinations Pope and Clinton met. Clinton asked, "what is the most important reason for your wish to be in heaven?". Pope said "I want to scr** virgin Marry". Clinton said "you are late by one night, she is virgin no more"!
2007-09-03 01:18:58 · 6 answers · asked by Sharp Shooter 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahaha.
LOL!
Last one is funny.
2007-09-03 01:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, not funny. Too low brow and lame. Better cross them off your :best pub Jokes" list. Wont rate a chuckle.
2007-09-03 08:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by QuiteNewHere 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sssh! Better not let the virgin thumpers here this!
2007-09-03 08:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by Akimbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you alone in these jokes.......I wanted to laugh, just wanted to laugh.
2007-09-03 08:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
no offence, but they werent funny
2007-09-03 08:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kruger, Freddy Kruger 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it
2007-09-03 08:24:53 · answer #6 · answered by Gudovac 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋