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My Cajun friend had 3 good

arguments that Jesus was a Cajun:



1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.

2. He could make his own wine.

3. He wasn't afraid of water.



My Black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:



1. He called everyone "brother."

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.





My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments

that Jesus was Italian:



1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.





My California friend also had 3 equally good

arguments that Jesus was a Californian:



1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.





My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good

arguments that Jesus was Irish:



1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.



But, my women friends have the most compelling

evidence that Jesus was a woman:



1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there

was no food.



2. He kept trying to get a message across to a

bunch of men who just didn't get it.



3. And, even when he was dead, he had to get

up because there was more work to do.

2007-09-03 00:52:13 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

3 answers

LOL.
1. many people like to serve fish to their friends, not just Jesus
2. only once
3. many people are not

1. sometimes He called them hypocrites too
2. the gospel is the good news that Jesus loves us
3. He could but He fulfilled the prophecy

1. LOL..maybe moved them
2. that can be debated
3. many people use olive oil..even me

1. And who know s that He never cut His hair?
2. LOL, He used sandals
3. No, He did not start a new religion. He taught us how to have a personal relationship with God. Christianity is not a religion.

1. and Irish people never get married?
2. Not always
3. who would not

1. Son and Father are male characters
2. Jesus is not the only one
3. Only Jesus has done that literally

LOL. Funny. I believe Jesus is who He says He is.

2007-09-03 03:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by The Daughter of the King, BaC 6 · 0 1

mmmmmm cajun

2007-09-03 09:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by hosehead 2 · 0 0

i like the black one and the woman one, haha.

2007-09-03 08:00:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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