what would you say was the funniest accident in your home and how did it turn out,?

Question

i fell off a ladder in my underpants and landed in a tray of paint everytime i tried to stand up i kepted slippng down ,and my wife couldnt laughingand me in my undies coved in paint ,ha, ha

and how much damage did you or someone in your family cause .

Answer 1

this happened a very long time ago...

i was dusting my piano and i found a bottle of polish for wood, and when i read the bottle it said DO NOT POLISH WOODEN FLOORING, and by the way we have laminate wooden flooring, so out of curiousity, i did. Then my mum comes home and she takes off her shoes, but keeps her socks on... so then she was telling me off for something (dont remember what now) and when she finished, she went to the kitchen. i watched my mum go when suddenly she slips and lands on the floor with a great big boom. i couldn't stop myself bursting out laughing. then my mum asked me if i polished the floor, and i said no, of course not... and i still crack up everytime i think about it...

Answer 2

Well,

I like Red Wine with a meal. Unfortunately the cupboard where I store my Red Wine is in an unheated part of the Kitchen, so when I get a bottle it's far too cold to drink.

My solution to this is to rest the bottle of red wine horizontally on the central heating radiator in the kitchen.

So one day, I place a bottle of red on the Radiator to reach a nice room temperature as usual.

I should add that in this position - the bottle of Red Wine is pointing across the Kitchen Floor towards the dining table.

Yup - you guessed! - Left it on there too long!


Just as I'm about to start eating my diiner, I realise I haven't poured myself a glass of wine - I turn to the radiator to look and BANG - the cork fly's out of the bottle like a bullet.

Here's the list of catastrophies:-

1. Ninja, our 'White' Pet poodle who was in the direct line of fire, jumps about 4 foot oft the floor into the red wine jet escaping from the bottle. Gets covered in Red Wine from nose to bum, starts running around the kitchen barking hysterically.
She is now a lovely shade of pink and would win 1st prize in the Gay dog of the year contest.

2. The jet of red wine reaches me within nanosecounds covering my nice white T shirt. It looks like I'm an extra for an episode of the Sopranos.

3. My Wife's new Prada handbag which was sitting on the dining table rapidly fills up with a nice Cabernet Sauvignon.

4. The freshly limed oak panels I installed around the dining area take on a whole new dimension of their own.

5. The beautiful farmhouse dining table (handbuilt by myself) is awash with Cab Sav, and the Silk Table runner we bought in Nepal has a completely new design never envisaged by the poor bugger that made it.


So basically, the Kitchen looks like a set from a Quentin Tarantino movie, and we've got a gay poodle going ballistic.

I now keep my red wine in the airing cupboard.

Regards

Boris

Answer 3

Me n my gf had shower 2getha n slipped, that was funny. painful, but funny.

I think falling UP the stairs is always quite a funny one too. again, usually painful, but funny.

Answer 4

i was standing on a unsteady stool and then as i was about to get off...the stool tipped to the side and i fell...and this was the day of my birthday party! it hurt but was very funny...