A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
2007-09-02 23:20:41 · 10 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.
ignore peace, if the joke was made up it makes it better, its better than some of the riff raff that gets repeated constantly on yahoo!
star 4 u
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2007-09-03 00:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke was featured in Only fools and Horses, the one wer Uncle Albert "claims" he was mugged. A lot funnier on there
2007-09-02 23:49:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit of a crap joke I'd say
2007-09-02 23:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by bri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny!
2007-09-02 23:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by Wildlife Warrior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!!!
Star.
2007-09-02 23:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this sounds like a made-up job
2007-09-02 23:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny hahahaha
2007-09-02 23:26:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smiled.
2007-09-02 23:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-02 23:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol
2007-09-02 23:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋