2007-09-02 21:34:11 · 31 answers · asked by carl 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus Christ! What the Hell are you doing here!?
2007-09-02 21:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by Thor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true to the Gospel is the institution of the Catholic today?
How confident are you that the Catholic Church is producing more evangelisers than lawyers?
Is it good enough for the faithful to be loyal to the institution at the expense of not understanding what Christianity is all about?
What steps is the Church taking to win back the following and trust of the affluent and enlightened western world where many born Catholics are turning in droves to Atheism, Buddhism and agnosticism etc.?
Jesus became one of the commoners to win hearts. He was a carpenter who had dust on his hands and feet. How is this hands on attitude of Jesus reflected in the attitude of the hierarchy?
Jesus identified with the masses. Why does the body of the institution ostracises itself so much from ordinary society to the point that it becomes alien instead empathic?
However, dear Holy father, you do not need to answer any of these embarrassing questions. "Would you like a cup of tea or some refreshments? Would you like to have a look at our garden before you go?
2007-09-03 06:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by ziffa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"How did you find the house?" I know he couldn't have googles or used any other map site on the internet because all of those lead you to a place 4 miles from my house rather than to it...
Then I would ask him "What brought you out here to within spitting distance of nowhere?"
Then I'd prolly ask "Do you need to use the restroom?" Most people who come to the house need to because they have spent so long finding it after the internet maps got them lost...
2007-09-03 04:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him to come in and make himself at home. Then maybe we will ask him if he wanted to to have lunch or supper with us. Then maybe we will ask him what he needs and ask how we can help him. Then maybe we will ask him to stay as long as he wants then we can ask him many questions about the church and how we can help him. Then maybe we will ask him to tell us stories and other things he wants to share with us. It would be like a visit from Christ Himself.
2007-09-03 10:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by hope 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
o..welcome, have a sit. Feel at your home. By the way, have you joined the thinker club? No.. ok, why don't you start by believing in one God and accept that mohammad is the last prophets from Him... any problem with that? no.. good, tell me any other thing you need from me? ah.. ok, thank you bye.
2007-09-03 04:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jilan A 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mmm, good question. "Joe," I would say, "how do you feel about the contribution that your church's teachings on contraception make to the circulation of AIDS in Africa?"
2007-09-03 04:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by Voyager 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you really believe in god or are you doing this for the attension?
go on then give me a thumbs down, but thats an honest answer, how can you give me thumbs down for the honest truth?
2007-09-03 04:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by Kruger, Freddy Kruger 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
has he ever read the scripture that says "those who humble themselves will be lifted up and those that exalt themselves WILL be humbled down." not sure what the next thing would be, but i have plenty i can say.
2007-09-03 04:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by warrior*in*the*making 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him if he wanted a glass of water!
2007-09-03 06:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by RAKSHAS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him if he wanted a beer, if he's always worn chiffon dresses, and if he was really a nazi.
2007-09-03 04:57:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him for the keys to the bowels of the Vatican where all the Christian history is stored...
Then one could once and for all expose the Christian religion for what it is, a false religion...
Blessed Be... )O(
2007-09-03 04:45:20 · answer #11 · answered by Bunge 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋