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A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore. The new guy and the wife are VERY attracted to each other right away, but they realize that certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, oblivious to the new chemistry floating around, is very glad to see the second man there. "This is wonderful! Now we'll be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead of two people doing 12- hour shifts." The new man is only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tall tower and stands watch, scanning the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper. The new man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!" They look at each other and yell back: "We're not screwing!" A few minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the new man yells down: "Heeey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack to patch leaks. Once again the new man yells down from high above: "Hey, I said no screwing!!" They yell back, "And we said we're not screwing!!" Finally the shift is over and the new man climbs down from the tower and the husband starts to climb up. By the time he gets half-way up, his wife and the new man are already screwing their brains out. Once at the top, the husband turns around and looks down and says to himself: "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing.

Answer 1

GOLD STAR FOR YOU,BOYO.



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Answer 2

Funny! Star for you!

There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they
bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have
to do is shove them up your a55 without changing the
expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a55 and then
whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have
to do is shove them up your a55 without changing the
expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to
laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy,
"Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the
second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with
pineapples!"


A man had just bought a brand new laptop computer.
Not knowing how to add a password, the man asked his
female friend to help him. When asked what he wanted
the password to be, he said, "Penis" and she didn't
laugh or make any comment. After entering the
password, she laughed. The man asked "What's wrong?"
and the woman pointed at the computer, which said
"Password rejected due to shortness"

Mary was in sleeping in Sunday School, when the nun
asked her "Mary, who is the son of God?"
So Jhonny who sits behind Mary poked her in the back
with a needle to wake her up.
Mary woke up immediatly and yelled out "Jesus Christ!"
"Very good Mary." The nun said, and went on with the
lesson.

The next day Mary was sleeping again, and the nun
asked her "Mary, where do the innocent go when they
die?"
Jhonny poked her with the needle again,
and Mary yelled "Heavens above!"
"Correct, Mary." said the nun, and then continued.

On the third day, Mary was sleeping again, when the
nun asked "Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after she
had they're 23rd child?"
Jhonny pricked her in the back with the needle once
more, and this time when Mary awoke, she turned in her
seat, glared at Jhonny, and said "If you stick that
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted.

Texas A&M Joke!
A couple of weeks before the big UT, A&M game is suppose to happen in Austin two aggies are sitting around trying to think of something to do that show their school spirit. After a while one of the aggies turns to the other ans say, "I've got it. I know what we can do."
The second aggie says, "Ok, good because I was about to give up. What is it?"
The first aggie says, "We can get a camel and put the A&M flag on the back and ride her all the way to the game. We have plenty of time and that way everyone will know how dedicated we are to our school and team."
The second aggie replies, "That is the stupidist thing I have ever heard. Keep thinking." After a while they still hadn't thought of anything so the first aggie talks the second aggie into proceding with his plan.
They strap the A&M flag to the camels back and the two of them ride the camel all the way to Austin, leaving a week in advance to give them plenty of time. The whole way there people are honking and yelling at them at them so much the aggies were proud of themselves.
When they finally arrive the night before the game they are the first one's there. They sleep overnight in the parking lot and are the first ones in the stadium in the morning.
After the game in which they are trounced by the LONGHORNS, they are walking out of the stadium , and low and behold, the whole parking lot is filled with camels.
The second aggie says, "See. I knew this was a stupid idea. We'll never get home."
The second aggie says, "I got this!", and procedes to walk from camel to camel lifting up the tails, one after the other.

The second aggie says, "What the heck are you doing? We need to find our camel."
The first aggie says, "I am. Didn't you hear on the way over here everyone kept yelling, "Look at the two a$$holes on that camel."

Answer 3

that's a clever method to relish !!!!

In the Anatomy class the Professor asks a girl student, “Miss could you tell me what part of the body enlarges 10 times its size when excited?” The girl turns crimson, does ummm and errrr and keeps staring down at the floor. The Professor then turns to a male student and asks the same question. He answers correctly.. that it’s the pupil of the eye… when excited it dilutes and enlarges 10 times its normal size.

The Professor then turns towards the girl student and says, “Miss, not only you don’t prepare your lessons but let me warn you that marriage is going to be a big disappointment for you!!”

Answer 4

isnt this the same story as lost?

Answer 5

lol,that's soooo funny...........love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!