what would you do if some comes straight up to you and tells you 'woah, you have a huge nose' ??? I would probably punch that person in his winkie if he's a guy and cut off her hair with scissors if she's a girl. what would you do ? not that someone said it to me, I was just wondering.
2007-09-02 19:23:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I'd say, "Knock it off Karl."
2007-09-02 19:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People who lack this kind of common sense filter are what I like to call "context-free." I deal with them all the time, and learned of a technique that I swear by:
When someone opens his mouth and stupidity flows out, just wait until he's done, say nothing for a few seconds while making a baffled/confused/"what an a$$-clown" face (this is known as the pregnant pause). Then, once you stretched out that silence for a good few uncomfortable seconds, just say, "Wow." Then change the subject completely or walk off shaking your head. This is like a magic spell for combating morons, I swear!
2007-09-03 21:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him a weird look. I know that my nose looks fine, him telling me that would not change my perception of my nose, and I'd just think he's some wacko.
2007-09-03 04:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by Amy W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a nose job.
2007-09-03 03:14:28 · answer #4 · answered by remarie84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha everybody tells me i have a huge nose. my mom used to say it everyday (and she told me that i had a huge moustaches and looked liek a man). i just kinda ignore it and pretend that it doesn't bother me. =)
2007-09-03 22:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by MaluLanix0x 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, "When God was giving out noses, I thought he said roses, so I asked for a big red one. Then I'd laugh and blow it off.
2007-09-03 02:32:07 · answer #6 · answered by jcchw3 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I would say 'Yeah I know, I wish I didn't because I could smell your dirty A** a mile away!'
2007-09-04 19:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by hlp4U1799 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To paraphrase Winston Churchill....
"Yes, I suppose I could have it fixed.
But there is nothing you can do about your stupidity, ugliness and abysmal lack of intelligence is there?"
*****
Original quote“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
Love him, love him.....
2007-09-03 06:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by Goddess of Laundry 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say that I am the son of Cyrano de Bergerac and proud to be!
2007-09-03 02:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by Salain 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would tell them to f#ck off and give them an insult or two
2007-09-03 02:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by blueblue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd laugh it off and reply "now thats kinda rude but i actually love it. " smile and keep looking at that person till he/she retreats.
2007-09-03 02:32:53 · answer #11 · answered by miss understand 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋