Splitting the assests?

Question

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I'v e been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..

Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.

85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "isn't there anything you want?"

She replys "I already have everything I need"

Now she is driving over 100 miles an hours, directly toward the bridge. The husband says "Oh yea? What is it you already have?"

The wife replies calmly, "the airbag"

EDIT: niiiiiice kitty, when I invented this avatar, I WAS pisssed off, because I was being stalked by another YAer, which forced me to hide details about myself & change my YA identity - that sux.
Also, sorry you copped a joke you'd already read! This is an old one in my collection from home, & I don't get the chance to read everything on YA.

Answer 1

hey!!! thats unfair if the driver gets the airbag than the passenger gets the "DASHBOARD"

cheers

Answer 2

isnt there a passenger airbag?

Answer 3

i just read this same joke yesterday on here.




why do you look really pissed off?!