It's all a bunch of Bull you know what! I think I'll be like him and worship the sun. Now, start with the hate answers. . HAHA.
2007-09-02 16:32:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ejc did you even read my dang question? Or are you just mad I'm not following the crowd?
2007-09-02 16:39:25 · update #1
Great idea. The first commandment is you must stare at the sun for one hour every day
AAAAHHHH WHY CAN'T I SEE???
2007-09-02 16:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by lindsey p 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
George Carlin is an atheist. "Carlin has reported many situations that he's an atheist and is amazingly serious of the religious via his humor, in many situations directed at Catholics. Onstage, he has reported that 'faith is basically techniques administration.'"
2016-12-16 09:54:33 · answer #2 · answered by caren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, you're smart. Guess you and your buddies know more, done more, and will be remembered longer, than Augustine, Martin Luther, T.S. Elliott, C.S. Lewis, Martin Luther King, Abe Lincoln, Billy Graham, Mother Theresa, St. Paul, St. Patrick, J.R.R. Tolkein, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Solzhenitsyn, Albert Schweitzer, Charles Wesley, John Bunyan
Yep, all those dopes were real idiots. Real dopes and dupes. We're sooo much coooler! Soooo much smarter.
Let's be more like Hitler or Marx, or Idi Amin, or Pol Pot. No one can could tell them what to believe, unless they wanted to be executed. Yeah, let's emulate George Carlin, Yeah the church of George Carlin, yeah... that's .... it.
George Carlin is GOD! HA HA
"For the time is coming when [people] will not tolerate (endure) sound and wholesome instruction, but, having ears itching [for something pleasing and gratifying], they will gather to themselves one teacher after another to a considerable number, chosen to satisfy their own liking and to foster the errors they hold, "
pathetic, and so sad.....
2007-09-02 16:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by lpa53 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yes, homeland security, George Carlin can save me. This is according to my religion. My religion is right because I have faith.
2007-09-02 16:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by ML 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How could anyone hate George Carlin?
2007-09-02 16:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
naah, George follows the Big Electron.
it does not judge, it does not punish, it just is.
and when punishment is needed he prays to "Joe Peschi with a baseball bat"
Noisy neighbors.. pray to good ole joe, problem soleve. and with an 80 percent success rate. cant say that for god......
2007-09-02 17:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
George is funny as hell.
And what's wrong with being a sun worshiper?
(Personally I prefer moons;)
2007-09-02 16:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by Bugged Out 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree whole heartedly . Not only is his humor often poignant but it is funny and we need to laugh more .I thought the exact same thing ! the sun is awesome and real too.
2007-09-02 16:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like dane cooks atheist bit better
you know where the atheist dies, turns into fertilizer for a tree, then gets cut down, made into paper and then made into a Bible
2007-09-02 16:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by JNW 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol gotta love George...
2007-09-02 16:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Facepalm 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋