*Sobs* I didn't to nuttin'! It's not my fault Kallan's beautiful. 'S not my fault she's got a major crush on my hot blue body!
Please, y'all. PLEASE!! Don't let Paddy the C. turn me into a rug! He, he said there'd be blue-covered skin... *sobs, brokenhearted* all over the FLOOR!
*Runs off crying with cookies*
2007-09-02 16:23:09 · 8 answers · asked by Thrice-Baked the Third 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aaawww, P. You jealous?
Why did the priest cross the road?
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2007-09-02 16:35:34 · update #1
Hardy, I love it!
2007-09-02 16:38:00 · update #2
Alright Kallan. Fine. You don't have no major crush on me. Mmm mmm. No way.
*Walks away from you with great sorrow*
Hmmm? Sugar cookies? Oh, no, none here. My heart is bleeding. How can I bake? Nope. No cookies. All gone. Bye-bye.
*Walks off with more strength in step*
*Peeks behind shoulder at Kallan*
2007-09-02 17:41:29 · update #3
Well, you KNOW how sexy they say a lion skin rug is. So much sexier to have a cookie monster rug. But don't fear, it isn't really true. Maybe he just wants to lay on top of you and pretend...
2007-09-02 20:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh, Morgana! I bet Thricey will like the sound of that!!
*grabs stomach in pain after having eaten all the leftover cookies . . . *
2007-09-03 07:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by Shihan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHAT??????????? a major crush???
(quickly wiping snickerdoodle crumbs from face) what are you talking about? Patrick is MINE.. all MINE!
(waits to be sure no one is looking.. then follows the cookie crumb trail.. WAIT!! do you have any sugar cookies??)
Edit: Quella, see me offlist and we'll talk deal ;)
2007-09-02 23:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
*snuggles your blue fur*
I won't let the big mean man turn you into a rug.
2007-09-03 01:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok.. alright. I admit it. You are kind a cute in blue!
2007-09-04 19:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, veggie monster........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWj6vK4GGq8&mode=related&search=
2007-09-02 23:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, what I'm hearing is...Patrick is now up for grabs??
Can we say Polygamy???
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2007-09-02 23:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
wow... you used to be funny... what happened...
2007-09-02 23:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋