The teacher told her class they would work famous quotes from history. She would read the quote, and whoever could tell her who said the famous quote could go to recess early.
Her first one was: "Ask not what your country can do for u, but instead what u can do for your country." Dirty Johnny raised his hand. The taecher knew better than to call on him, so she said, "Is there anyone who knows the answer....anyone? A little girl in front of Johnny slowly raised her hand and said, "President John Fitzgerald Kennedy." The teacher told her to pack up her stuff and go to recess. The second one was: "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." This time when Dirt Johnny raised his hand he waived it back and forth to get the teacher's attention. Yet again the teacher knew better than to call on him so she asked, "Please, is there anyone out there who knows the answer? Please anyone?" This little girl in the back row raised her hand and said....
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2007-09-02 16:20:40 · 5 answers · asked by Kristi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"It was Neil Armstrong." The teacher told her to pack up her things and go to recess.
The third quote was: "Four score and seven years ago..." This time when Dirty Johnny raised his hand he was jumping up and down, waving his arms, and saying, "Ooh, me! I know! Pick me!"
Yet again the teacher did not want to call on him, but it looked like noone else would answer. When she was about to call on him a little girl raised her hand and said, "It was President Lincoln." The teacher told her to pack up her thing snad go to reccess.
When the teacher turned to write something on the board, Dirty Johnny said, "Stupid B**ches, don't know when to keep their mouths closed."
The teacher spun around and asked, "Who said that?"
Dirty Johnny jumped up and said, "Bill Clinton." Then he packed up his stuff and went to recess.
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2007-09-02 16:26:46 · update #1
Good one...
Johnny is late to class, the teacher asks him why. "I was up late last night, my sister was babysitting me and her boyfriend stayed over. I was supposed to go to bed but I heard a commotion in my sister's room so I went to see. My sister's boyfriend must have brought his pet snake over. Then he let it out, my sister first tried to bite it, but it spat at her, then she tried to smother it with her chest, it reared up it's head again and then she tried to crush it between her legs, they struggled for a while then finally she sat on it. It was all quiet for a while so I went to bed. I thought I'd dremed it, but when I got up this morning, sure enough it was dead, cause I saw it's skin in the toilet bowl.
Clinton
Back when Clinton handed over the White House to GW Bush, the Clinton's invited them over for dinner. After a great meal Bush asked to use the washroom so Clinton showed him the way to his personal bathroom. On the way home George told Laura about Bill's gold urinal, and how he wanted to get one when he got in the White House. The next day the first lady Hillary had lunch with Mrs Bush, and Laura told how impressed George was with Bill's solid gold urinal. Hillary smiled and drank her tea. Later that day Bill asked how the lunch went. "Fine, and by the way I know who pissed in your saxophone.
2007-09-02 16:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny...thanks for the laugh!
2007-09-02 16:35:14 · answer #2 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was funny i don't have any jokes but i do have a star
2007-09-02 16:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by kevin c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's along one
2007-09-02 16:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by chin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats really crappy
2007-09-02 16:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by linkin_brandon973 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋