2007-09-02 16:09:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What a ridiculous question! Dogs have their own personal lord and savior, Jeep he wonderdog. When Jeep manifested in canine form, all dogs came to know that Dog in heaven was their friend and understood their need to mark territory, to spin around before sleep, to fight the evil Cattus Felinus, and to show their love for the moon. Jeep showed them how to live and how to respect their alphas, and in the end, when he was crushed beneath those cruel Roman chariot wheels, saving young Jesus from premature death, he showed them how to die with honor in service of their masters. Now, every sausage or bacon strip they eat represents the spirit of Jeep.
2007-09-02 16:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but Jesus was Jewish, so he's definitely NOT bacon. Beef brisket maybe, but not bacon. And all good dogs respect beef brisket!
2007-09-02 23:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he was bacon Homer Simpson would have to eat him.
2007-09-02 23:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by TSIRHC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 Timothy 2:23 -- Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels.
Thanks for the two points!
2007-09-02 23:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
May God have mercy on your soul as Jesus did on those who crucified him. When He said "God forgive them, for they know not what they do."
2007-09-02 23:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Lady M 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Dogs can't read, so no.
2007-09-02 23:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha I cannot be eating to this pork already!
2007-09-02 23:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm probly not..
and does God know He doesn't exist?
2007-09-02 23:17:19 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not funny
i can tell you were a geek when you were in school
2007-09-02 23:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
No, they think he's Snasauges...
2007-09-02 23:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋