A pre school teacher says to her class,"Can anyone use the word'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says,"the sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says,"sorry Amber the sky can also be grey."
Then a little boy says."trees are definitely green."
"Sorry,but trees can be brown ,"says the teacher.
Johnny puts up his hand and asks the teacher,"Does a fart has lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says ,"Johnny,of course not."
"Well then I have DEFINITELY sh*t my pants.
2007-09-02 16:01:45 · 6 answers · asked by tyse13 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thnx soxfan06,ive had a look,they are funny
2007-09-02 16:13:57 · update #1
lmaoooo. well little jhonny is my favourite comedian lol thnx for telling little jhonny jokes .
cheers
2007-09-02 16:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why is everbody making jokes of poor johnny lol its ok though
2007-09-02 23:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by kevin c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before but it never gets old!!â¥
2007-09-02 23:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by strangledachicken 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that's a good one. here's lots more:
http://www.littlejohnnyjoke.com/
2007-09-02 23:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by soxfan06 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good i guesss
2007-09-02 23:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by Bookie♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-03 13:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋