have you ever roared with laughter at some of the totally innocent things kids come out with?
2007-09-02 15:48:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
i was a family party and got something off my nieces plate and on top whack she said put that back you thievin gypsy had me in stitches all night
2007-09-02 20:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by flo-pickle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was about 3 the kid movie "Jungle Book" was out and my kids were watching it alot the little boy that was in it that was raised by animals was called a man cub he had brown skin. We were at the humane society picking out a dog and were in and "acquainting room" that had a huge glass wall where people can watch you interact with the animals. Another family walked in with a little girl that had brown skin and dark hair and my daughter got so excited when she saw this cute little girl and put her hands to her mouth and said " mom look a man cub" I was so glad that we were in a glass room and no one could hear what she had sad. It was very innocent on her part because she had never seen anyone different that her before.
2007-09-02 22:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by rhonda c 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
well, i hate big brother and so does my ten year old but over the weekend he went to stay at a mates house, the day i picked him up, before we even left the house!, i asked if he had a good time, straight off he said no, cos i had to watch big brother, well i roared......didnt think people actually watched that fake nonsense
2007-09-03 05:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by lilo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 5 yr old was in the bathroome talking with me s I got out of the shower,
She then pointed to some stretch marks on my tummy and said "mummy, why is your belly cracking?"
2007-09-03 11:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by missy me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked in Day Care/Preschool and the kid would tell me the most personal things about their parents.Such as Daddy walks around naked and Mommy gets mad. Then their were the just plain old silly things that they would also tell me. I think my favorite thing was when we were discussing careers and one of my students told me that her father is a "pirate" it was a little bit lost in translation and what she really meant was that he is a pilot!
2007-09-02 22:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by mardaw 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my middle one was almost 3yrs old and I was pregnant with our third child I took her to Target for a sale item. It was of course the day before payday so all I had was the money for the sale item. I explained to her before we got to the store that we would ONLY be getting the one item....so of course all through the store it was "Mommy can I?" and I kept saying "No, we don't have the money". Finally she put her little hands on her hips (she was sitting in the seat of the shopping cart) and she said her her loudest little girl voice:
"Mother, you do NOT rule my world!" and my instant reply?
"Not only do I rule your world honey, I ROCK it and don't you ever forget it!"
She's 13 now, and you guessed it....she's still the mouthy one of of three girls.... :)
2007-09-02 23:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Barbiq 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My brother in law was helping my sister in law explain to my neice the difference between boys and girls before her first day of pre -k. they expalined that a girl had a vagina, and a boy had a penis and nuts (this had something to do with why her mom and dads underwear looked so different) Anyway on the 1st day we (My daughter was in the same class) walked her into her class and she walked right up to her MALE teacher and says....look daddy.... I don't think that he has a "gina" like mommie, so he must have peanuts like you.
My daughter loves the beach, and after one of our trips she came home. walked over to her grannys and told that she just came back from the "oh sh*t" Instead of ocean. (she was 2)
2007-09-02 22:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by Brandi 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My husband told my son (when he was 3) to "get your tail back over here" as he was running off across the park. My son stopped on a dime and replied "Daddy, I don't have a tail".
We spent the rest of the afternoon looking for his "tail" because dad said it must have dropped off while he was running.
2007-09-02 22:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by Cathy C 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
i was watching my 4 year old cousin and his 2 year old sister one day. the little boy slapped his baby sister so i made him sit on the "naughty step" which is timeout. he wouldn't stay so i took him upstairs. he has a lock on the outside of his room so they can lock him in at night because he runs around the house otherwise. so i said "connor, you know the drill if you refuse to sit on the naught step i have to lock you in your room until you understand what you did is wrong." he looked at me and said laughing "your not going to lock me in my room" so i picked him up at placed him on his bed and locked the door. from the other side i heard him scream "you are going to lock me in my room!"
2007-09-03 10:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was last year around Halloween.. our 6 yr old sons teacher had been informing them of having the class of the importance of having your parents check their candy from trick or treating before eating it..Around the same time I wanted to get him to be more healthy so I started making him "Green vibrance" drinks. (full of vitamins minerals and other good things to "clean you out".. anyways , on the 2nd day of him having this he was in the middle of a sentence and he had this sudden look of horror on his face as he ran to the bathroom. He barely made it- leaving the door wide open yelling to me from his seat : " Woman! I told you to check the candy!!"
2007-09-02 23:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by nikitynak 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋