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2007-09-02 15:46:24 · 17 answers · asked by sahin rahman 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Howard Stern, Bill Maher and Michael Moore ?

2007-09-02 15:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by BERT 6 · 2 0

No I do not, but there is something I do know that is very important. I know the way to Heaven. Since I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour and started reading my Bible and Praying every day I have had so much peace in my life. There is a burden that is gone from me, I can't explain it. It just makes me feel happy even when I should feel sad, I was just diagnosed with a terrible disease, not life threatening but seizures and the Lord has just watched over me it incredible, I have to say that if you haven't been saved and would like to make Jesus Christ your Lord and Saviour there is a simple Prayer you can say if you believe in the Bible. It sure gave me a peace I never had before, Just say,Dear Jesus, I confess to you that I am a sinner in need of a Saviour. I believe that you came to earth and died on a cross as a perfect sacrifice my sins and then rose from the grave the third day. I ask you to come into my heart and save me and make me a child of God, In Jesus name I Pray, Amen...If you will Pray this Prayer with a sincere heart you will be born again!!!! May God Bless YOU!!

2007-09-02 15:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by victor 7707 7 · 2 1

"It has been believed heretofore in the world that there is one devil that presides over the hells; that he was created an angel of light; but having become rebellious he was cast down with his crew into hell. This belief has prevailed because the devil and satan, and also lucifer, are mentioned by name in the Word, and the Word in those places has been understood according to the sense of the letter. But by "devil" and "satan" there hell is meant, "devil" meaning the hell that is behind, where the worst dwell, who are called evil genii; and "satan" the hell that is in front, where the less wicked dwell, who are called evil spirits; and "lucifer" those that belong to Babel, or Babylon, who would extend their dominion even into heaven. That there is no one devil to whom the hells are subject is evident also from this, that all who are in the hells, like all who are in the heavens, are from the human race (see n. 311-317); and that those who have gone there from the beginning of creation to this time amount to myriads of myriads, and every one of them is a devil in accord with his opposition to the Divine while he lived in the world" (Heaven and Hell n. 544).

2007-09-02 16:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by Brief Boxer 3 · 0 0

He has 265 sons - all of them popes.

Jhn 8:44 Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

2007-09-02 16:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No but Satan's real name is Lucy Fur.

2007-09-02 15:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sam 6 · 0 1

Actually it's two sons and a daughter. Bill O'Reilly, Dubya, and Ann Coulter.

2007-09-02 16:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 0 1

Satan had no sons, just demons at his beck and call to lead poor unsuspecting people into temptation and evil....

But, I know the name of God's one and ony Son..it is Jesus.

2007-09-02 15:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1 2

Curly, Moe and Larry.

2007-09-02 15:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by keri gee 6 · 2 0

I'm going with Tito, Marlin and Randy.
No -- wait --those are brothers.

2007-09-02 15:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 3 0

i did not know he had any sons

2007-09-02 15:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by clarkzila 2 · 0 0

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