Fine! That's it! I can't TAKE it any longer! I love her! I love Kallan.! The woman is just beautiful, inside, outside, upside-down and in between! I have been so sad about how little I get to see my girlfriend and she wrote me the most beautiful letter - one that made me feel better than I've felt in a long time. She is so full of compassion and goodness I don't even know where to begin any more! And, AND, to top it all off, she's devastatingly beautiful! AAAARGH!! What can I DO?!?
I LOVE YOU, KALLAN.! And yes, I'll be your R&S love anytime, darlin'!
Oh, oh, and you PEG! And Zero! Zero Cool too! And, and Pangloss! And, and, Jack! And, and, and 'Zilla! IWF! Serafim, Patrick (hee hee, whatcha got to say about THAT, Kallan?)... ooh, oh, yes, and KALLAN! Kallan of course! And Moon. Quella! Rammie! Uncle Wayne... Ottoman Empire! Emily L., I, I, I, *Begins to hyperventilate*
Anyone got some Adderal? I'm a bit more nutty than usual this evening. ;-P
2007-09-02 15:37:06 · 29 answers · asked by Thrice-Baked the Third 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*Grins at Minerva* - Once? Nah, I've asked this one twice - for two different people. ;-) Can't have anyone gettin' jealous, you know. Not on a forum so important and with a love so strong as we all have here in R&S! :-P
2007-09-02 15:44:54 · update #1
*Lays off Carpathian* Sheesh, I don't wanna be in the doghouse too! And look, baby! Look what I got here! It's... snickerdoodles! Want some? Do ya? Do ya? *Holds cookies over Kallan's head* Yeah? Yeah? You want 'em. Come and get 'em, dollface!!
Me? This question? Sound like my question about Jack? Never! Not in the lest. Blasphemy! Off with her head! I changed ALL the 'hims' to 'hers' and all the 'he's' to 'she's'. I even changed the names! What must I do to please you?!? Oh, gah, it's all too much!
*Passes out*
*Feeds you Snickerdoodles unconsciously*
2007-09-02 15:49:53 · update #2
And Cinthia! Cinthia, I'm so sorry, I was so busy thinking about the others that the best didn't come to mind - YOU! I love Cinthia, love, love, love 'er!
Now where's my cookies? Chocolate-chunk please.
2007-09-02 15:52:21 · update #3
And Rove... Rove too. How could I forget Rove?! ;-)
2007-09-02 15:53:30 · update #4
Rammie, that is brilliant - and just exactly as I pictured it. Just runnin' and stumblin' toward her, drooling cookies and getting all twisted up in blue self.
You should be a writer! Such an AWESOME sense of description!
2007-09-02 15:55:32 · update #5
And, and Shihan! Did I mention Shihan??
2007-09-02 15:58:41 · update #6
AND RAJI! Raji too, dang it!
2007-09-02 16:16:34 · update #7
*Looks down at Patrick*
HUH!!
*Sobs* He's gonna make a rug outta me!
2007-09-02 16:17:41 · update #8
WAIT!!!
Hold up!!!
ZAPPY!! *Throws darts directly in front of car* Oopsy. Squish. Oopsy. Squish. Aww, the tires are all flat! Good thing, or you might have gone off that cliff there in the distance!
2007-09-02 16:19:56 · update #9
(((Jack))). I'm sorry! People were complainin', y'know? So I had to... I can't stand seeing people all hurt. It's all for you, though, Jacky. YOU are the one I love. See?
2007-09-02 17:44:52 · update #10
PAGAN EARTHGIRL, NOOOO!! IT'S YOU I WANT!! *Jumps into bed with PEG and feeds her fresh cookies* I love you, PEG! Don't you go leavin' me now!!
2007-09-03 13:35:07 · update #11
And TIGGER! My real, true love!
2007-09-04 17:10:26 · update #12
Lady Morgana- Who, me? Fickle? I only have eyes for you, sweetness.
2007-09-04 17:11:30 · update #13
Moon, it was! It was ALWAYS about you - admitting it aloud was more than my poor little red heart could handle! I had to make up someone else to protect myself in case you rejected me! YOU are the one I love!
2007-09-04 17:14:36 · update #14
*Runs and throws arms around Ymmo* Baby! Cookie? *Feeds Ymmo special cookies*
2007-09-04 17:15:48 · update #15
I can see you both now.... Kallan floating on effortless wings across the meadow towards you.... and you stumbling and tripping your way over the grass, getting all tangled up in your feet, waving spatulas and cookie sheets in the air - blue hair flying, googly eyes googling....
ahhhhhh *sigh* - the serenity of it all.... young love!!!
LOL
2007-09-02 15:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
The last time I checked...the one known as Thrice owes a certain Carpathian a favor. He requests that you back off his cybercrush. If not, his armor, shield and sword are ready. He will have a blue cookie monster skin rug in his foyer by this time tomorrow.
2007-09-02 23:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
OK, cookie dude. You've had enough sugar for one day. I'm putting you on a sweet n low cookie diet from here on out. LOL
Raji the Green Witch
2007-09-02 23:17:28 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Revolver snatched away and empty
Broken and destroyed gets in car
Places cookie monster picture on dash
In Thelma and Louise style heads for cliff road
2007-09-02 23:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
*cries quietly in a corner*
____________
Edit:
*takes the cookie slowly, with big puppy eyes*
See, was it that hard? You nearly forgot a cookie for Ymmo! I need to make a scene and be a crybaby in front of everyone just to get your wonderful cookies!
*happily eats cookie*
2007-09-03 07:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Now I am REALLY confused.
But if you're feeling nutty, how about some Russian Tea Cookies with crushed pecans??
Mmmmmmm.
EDIT: (((Thricey))), you sweet thing. I am just going along for the ride....and some cookies!
2007-09-02 22:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by Shihan 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I'm SO confused, just had a MAJOR fight w/the wife, now have a WORSE headache and to boot, some asswipe is trimming shrubs with Freddie Kruger! (or so it sounds)...I wanna move to Barbados and live on beach! DAMMIT TO HELL!
2007-09-05 13:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by Gwynneth Of Olwen 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's IT!!!
I want a divorce!
I keep finding OTHER people's cookie crumbs in the sheets!
2007-09-03 12:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OH...I know what it is!!!
I'll get busy writing one!
In the mean time, you may want to back away from the cookies....a little too much sugar.
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2007-09-02 22:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
OMG lol..I could not figure out why my answer was not listed here...I nearly hyperventilated myself thinking I had a violation yet again! Well, no wonder this looked so familiar *shakes head
(((((Fuzzy Blue Thricey))))) ((((Group Hug)))) wow full moon or something tonight..feel the love here! â¥â«â¥â«â¥â«
xoxoox
=^..^=
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2007-09-03 00:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 0⤋