2007-09-02 14:11:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Should I start joining private clubs now? I might want a beer while I'm there!
2007-09-02 14:14:01 · update #1
Bring a male friend as your date and introduce him as "Steve." They'll probably be too scared to talk to either of you.
2007-09-02 14:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
It really depends on which part of Utah you are in. If you're going to Salt Lake, don't worry about it, though you might want to brush up on your spanish if you're not fluent already. If you're headed somewhere else, good luck, but I would recommend the emo look. Get some piercings and tattoos, wear girl pants (whether you're male or female), and walk down the street smoking a cigarette and flipping your eye-covering haircut back into place.
But I'm just telling you the stuff that would freak me out.
2007-09-02 21:34:29 · answer #2 · answered by www 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not as horrible as you think. The convenience stores and grocery stores all sell beer. No one has tried to force me to join their cult at gun point. Most of the people here are very friendly. My friends know that I believe that they have the right to belong to a cult if they want to. At least they have a "moral compass". Unlike east Texas, which is just a waiting room for Jerry Springer Show auditions. Kind of an oxymoron you have there. Going to a religious ceremony, but you want to avoid religious people. Don't worry, they don't do rectal probes, so they won't find your brain.
2007-09-02 21:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by stallionmarine 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Freak!
what is everyone's problem!!!???
do I post questions saying "oh no! i'm going to California, how can I protect myself from seeing gays?"
NO!
i don't judge people!
and yes you can find a freaking stupid bar. plenty of them! going to utah doesn't mean you're going to Heaven!
in fact, if you have to go anywhere, Utah's probably one of the more normal places around.
people will say hi, and you can look at girls that actually wear clothes to cover themselves, and boys that dress clean cut.
is that a problem? good people?!
i don't get some people. you are so immature.
2007-09-03 02:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by Amy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just let the Mormons know you are not interested, as far as beer goes.. I haven't a clue other to buy extra during the weekdays.
2007-09-02 21:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like Hellooooooooo, Utah is a great place. I wish I was i your possition. Ah, and I'm Mormon BTW
2007-09-02 21:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Love Chuck!!! wannabe a Norris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Utah is an ultra-conservative state, and the most that could happen to you is that your brain will shrink a bit. But it'll snap back in place once you cross the state line after the wedding
2007-09-02 21:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Yank 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Hey... last spring I was there and Applebees served beer and liquor... no need to join a private club anymore!
2007-09-02 21:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
You can fend them off with various tools bought at Home Depot. Also if they approach too close you can yell and curse at them, and they will retreat.
Keep a chain saw with you at all times.
2007-09-02 21:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I figure that out I'll let you know - I have to go there right after Thanksgiving on business for a week... and I'm a packing a whole suitcase of instant coffee...
2007-09-02 21:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋