A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
2007-09-02 13:25:50 · 7 answers · asked by .::.Jessica.::. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I gave you the first star on that one. I loved it.
2007-09-02 13:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by heebus_jeebus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 stars
2016-05-19 22:03:32 · answer #2 · answered by berniece 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the old reporter needs a colostomy bag!
2007-09-02 14:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude... like, totally awsome joke! my friend had to explain it to me but when i got it i laughed my fool head off!!!! nice joke.
2007-09-02 15:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-02 13:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by t. B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so how did he escape? finish the story. tell me!! I must know!! please how can I go on if I don't know? tell me please.
lol ROARRRR
2007-09-02 16:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-02 13:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋