How can you perform sex while on the back of a running hippo and playing stratego?

Question

Please i need to know

Answer 1

Hygiene
Tip: Silicone rolling pins are more hygienic, easier to clean and longer lasting than wooden ones. They also hurt a lot less.
Tip: Silicone rolling pins are more hygienic, easier to clean and longer lasting than wooden ones. They also hurt a lot less.

Remember: with cooking, the most important thing is hygiene. So before you begin, stumble into the bathroom. Then pick up a bar of soap and stare at it for about thirty seconds while rocking backwards and forwards. Try to remember why the **** you are in your bathroom holding a bar of soap. Leave bathroom.
[edit] Enter the Kitchen

You now need to find the kitchen. Think hard, you must have left it around here somewhere. Stumble in its general direction, placing your hand against the wall. This will help support you and maybe if you're lucky you'll find a lightswitch as well. Light could help at this point. If things are rotating, try rotating in the opposite direction to make them stay still. After entering the kitchen, turn on the light and stare blankly. After a minute or two, realize that this is not the kitchen, unless you recently put a bed in the middle of your kitchen. A bed which seems to be occupied. By a woman. If you can call that a woman. Man, whoever dragged that skank home at closing time is going to be seriously traumatized when he rolls over and sees her tomorrow morning.

Keep stumbling from room to room until you find the kitchen.
[edit] Care in the Kitchen

If you are single, you can skip this. If you are married, you need to remember that loud noises in the kitchen could wake your spouse, and you're in no condition to try to win an argument with anyone sober. So it's important to move with exaggerated caution whilst inadvertently making loud noises anyway, in order to preserve the precarious delusion that you're being considerate.

Now you're ready to begin.

Answer 2

Its probally going to be something like trying desparatly to hold a board which now has no pieces left on it. As for having sex well provided ure well strapped in the motions could be provided by your noble steed.

I think the hippo might try and eat you, i mean when two flies are on my back humping ill try and get rid of them as well :P

PS: Kids dont try this at home, actually noone try this :)

Answer 3

Dude that is sssooooooooooo easy, you just say, slow down there big fellah and when the hippo slows down, you hold half the board, let the girl hold half the board, and then give her the best 30 seconds of your life.

Answer 4

Get a harness so you can take the hippo doggy while you play the game on its back.

Answer 5

Easily my friend. All you need is 3 ski poles, a ladel, and a barbie.

Answer 6

In your dreams. You could even add in a ninja and a few hoola hoops.

Answer 7

Very, Very Carefully...

Answer 8

by asking the monkey to hold the condoms for you

Answer 9

WOW. You do have a bad case of ADD.

Answer 10

LOL
holdin on to her tight