A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
2007-09-02 10:47:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kilburn, you know you always give good jokes. If I could, I would give you a 100 stars! Keep it up!
2007-09-02 11:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is the name of your best friend(s)? Lulu, Shara, Clara What things did you eat last night? rice, pasties, and some mint chocolate chip ice cream What time is it? 2:09pm What are you doing (except this)? babysitting my brother Do you have a bro or sis? Age? Names? half sister Cora-19 brother Sam-6 What/who are you thinking about? that my brother got way too much rhubarb Do you have any pets? Names? I had a dog and a cat but they both died recently. I also have a horse named Mocha. What's your middle name? Abel
2016-05-19 21:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by tyra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's very good.
Reminds me of a true story about a man in the factory I worked in. He was plagued with fellow workers drinking tea from his billycan when he wasn't looking. One day, during break time, he took his billycan to the toilet block and rinsed it in the liquid coming from the men's urinals. 'I've always done this', he explained to onlookers. No-one ever pinched his tea again.
2007-09-02 11:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Agenoria 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooo. nice one next the janitor saw a female teacher putting on the lipstick and kissing the mirror.
cheers
2007-09-02 10:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-02 11:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Gross but funny!10/10!
2007-09-02 10:52:37 · answer #6 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A subtle classic!!
2007-09-02 11:17:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, lol.
2007-09-02 11:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by Brown Eyed Renee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol v good. thats one way to stop them!
2007-09-02 12:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wuz so funny!!!!!! i would give it a 10. and its original! = D
2007-09-02 10:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋