What would happen to me if I tried robbing a roomfull of UFC champions using only a butter knife?

Answer 1

You would be laughed out of the room.

If you actually took a swing at them, you would wake up in the hospital with every limb of your body in a cast.

Answer 2

what do you mean by a roomfull of ufc champs? since there is only 5 different ufc weight classes theres only 5 different current champions(well 4 since the lightweight belt is up for grabs...i think), or are you referring to just different current and past ufc champions

anyways if you attack them then you could probably end up stabbing or cutting a few of em but the rest will surely restrain you and lay da smackdown on you

Edit: i thought you said butterFLY knife you said butterknife lol you wouldnt even be able to stab or cut em well maybe with enough force, but not an easy feat. u'd be pretty screwed

Answer 3

I am not sure but there was a dumb robber that decided one evening to rob a bar that a lot of cops hang out in after getting off duty and that was owned by a retired police officer. Needless to say he went to jail when he realized a half a dozen people had drawn a bead on him when he told everyone to put their hands up and that this was a robbery.

A dull butter knife brings other thoughts to mind of a slow, somewhat painful way for you to go so take my advice and take a gun and when they use it on you it will be much quicker for you and less suffering.

Answer 4

They probably figure you are bad enough to think you could walk into a room full of UFC champions with a butter knife and leave you alone.

Answer 5

You would get to know that butter knife really well. Not only would you have more respect for cutlery, but you definitely would be glad you only brought a butter knife...and that's if you're lucky. My other guess, they'd use you as a speedrope
or a combo dummy; videotaping it all!!

Answer 6

If you went in and just started stabbing away with that knife, I would imagine if they were smart they would either get out of the room, or give you the money they had on them. You would have to kill one of them though maybe two right when you walk in, aim for the neck when stabbing or the eyes and I promise nobody will try to mess with you.

Answer 7

Well.. If you walk in making threats Anderson Silva would sit there confused (because he doesn't speak English good), Rampage would offer you a beer, Serra would make wisecracks at you, Randy would just laugh, and Sherk would try to benchpress you.

But if you tried to attack... You'd get your face kneed to a pulp, slammed through the floor, arm broken, spanked like Tito, and then Sherk would sit on top of you for 25 minutes.

See? I made fun of you AND them! Yay!

Answer 8

One would stab you, two would lock then break your arms, two would lock then break your legs, one would be choking you out, one would lock and then break your neck (spinal column), and the others would be stomping, kicking, and punching you; plus hitting you with knees and elbows.

So every major bone in you body would be broken, you would be paralyzed, if not killed, choked unconscious, KTFO, beaten, and lose some teeth, not to mentioned you would also be stabbed.

P.S.: That's just what would happen if they didn't fight dirty.

Answer 9

After they quit laughing, they would take all
your clothes off and put that knife in a secret
place IN your body. Then they would get the
biggest, uglyest, meanest, hairiest, fattest
woman around and she would remove that
knife and then she would take you home with
her and put you to bed with her.

Answer 10

Nothing.

There are currently 5 UFC champions, and with a butter knife you couldn't do absolutely anything to any of them.

Now if you were Chuck Norris.......................