Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log.
"Leprechaun, will you marry me?"
The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"
The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Zappo! -- Paddy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Leprechaun, will you marry me?"
The irritated leprechaun yells back, "Look..how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"
2007-09-02 10:03:28 · 9 answers · asked by Ink Corporate 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch...looks like the plan backfired.
2007-09-02 10:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by samurai_fairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-09-02 17:11:48 · answer #2 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MUHAHAHA eeeeeevil leprechaun
2007-09-02 17:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Nails 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww poor thing!
2007-09-02 17:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2007-09-02 17:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute...
2007-09-02 17:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by philisopheyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i dident read it....
2007-09-02 17:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
awww. :[
2007-09-02 23:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-09-02 17:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by truthteller 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋