Why did the blonde get so excited after he finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Because on the box, it said “From 2-4 years.”
Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
He missed.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a tree?
The tree knows when it’s being cut down.
Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them.
What did the blonde do with her arsehole in the morning?
Packed his lunch and sent him to work.
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
She had it bronzed.
What’s a blonde’s favorite color?
A light shade of clear.
What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Did you hear about the blonde prisoner who was found in his cell with half a dozen bumps on his head?
He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.
Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?
Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of.
2007-09-02 09:42:39 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love ur jokes there amazing. i love the one with the blonde and what she did with the tampon. very creative
2007-09-02 11:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Rayne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one there Jim.
Yes hair joke are good subject to joke about!!!
Sometimes I like to hear other than hair jokes!!!
keep the jokes coming so I can get to the next level!!!!
2007-09-02 15:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, the blonde prisoner has got to be the funniest though.
2007-09-02 12:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont understand most of the jokes. and no,im not a blond!!!!
2007-09-02 10:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some good ones!
2007-09-02 09:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by JohnFlippinBrown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nic to see you picked on the men for once
lmao cheers
2007-09-02 09:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha lots of very blonde moments. Short and witty!!!
:-)))
2007-09-02 10:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee
I'm a 'short blond one'
2007-09-02 09:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes jim you made me laugh.a star on the way.
2007-09-02 09:50:55 · answer #9 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol they seem never ending.nice one have a star
2007-09-02 09:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋