A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” she asked the store manager.
“$200″, he replied.
“That’s too expensive! Can’t you bring the price down?”
The store manager said he couldn’t, and got irritated when the blond persisted.
Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, “There’s a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don’t you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes for free?!” he yelled.
“Fine I will,” the blonde replied.
After an hour, the manager got a bit worried and decided to go out and check on her.
When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones.
Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed “Oh my gosh! This one is NOT wearing shoes either!”
2007-09-02 09:32:39 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't know why but I just love those jokes I laugh everytime !!
2007-09-02 11:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Few week ago I decided to walk to my friend at her university at 11 at night, planned my trip on google maps yet still walked the wrong way and walked down a pitch black street 3 miles long in the countryside until I arrived at a petrol station to ask where I was, then I walked back again through the 3 mile road with a can of aerosol and a lighter encase anyone planned attacked me in the dark, then when I was like ten yards away from leaving the road, I realized I had a powerful torch on my lighter and I had been longing for it to come in use for months. And a couple of weeks ago I ignored a ton of warning signs saying 'danger quarry in use' yet still walked through the barbed wired fence and almost drowned in a mud river what looked really shallow.
2016-04-02 23:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hell
this blonde is on her way back
to alligator lunches
and chews
stuck on a fly budget
work calls
brakes beakon
no elec little water
wifi almost never
beer belly intact
hoping for an angel
to rescue this broken one
getting news
waiting for hill and fred to tangle
if only swissair111
anone dare tread
all for bill
the two if you may
one for all
miss my pal
will be temp home by bday the 12th
hope
xox
keep up the jokes
lovin
if only once a week
aloha
)poems!) 2
2007-09-02 09:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mele Kai 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-09-02 09:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Young Police Boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha just picturing an alligator wearing high heels now lol!!
:-)))
2007-09-02 10:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that so many times lol from my dad (has a short memory) but still makes me laugh every time.
2007-09-02 09:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by delilah000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute but wouldn't the blonde die for forgetting to hold her breath under water common you gave her to much credit LOL
5 chuckles
2007-09-02 09:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by truthteller 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one montgomery
you join a long list of idiots that don't realise what category they're in.
nice one cal x
2007-09-02 11:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-02 17:12:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-09-02 09:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋