It was share and tell day at Mrs. Blake's third grade class. Little Tommy was first to tell his story."This morning I was walking to school and saw some 8th graders put a firecracker in a dogs butt and lit it. When it went off it blew the dogs as* apart. The end. " The teacher said " Tommy you should have said rectum." Tommy said "rectum hell, it damn near killed him"
2007-09-02 09:30:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a joke. Calm down Delish. It didn't really happen. GGeezzzzzz
2007-09-02 09:52:30 · update #1
Ignore the idiots who haven't realized they're in the jokes section of YA.
Funny joke, nice word play.
2007-09-02 10:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by samurai_fairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that did to really happen here in my state he was arrested but he should have gotten life without parole or the death thing, i don't like to hear stuff like that eighter, it hurts to bad' poor dog.
2007-09-02 23:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love this punch line it comes in handy so much
rectum damn near killed em hahaha makes me laugh everytime
2007-09-02 16:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by ppetss 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are a f-en joke... You need to get a life... I hope that someone puts a firecracker in your a.s.s one day
Ha that will be funny to watch
2007-09-02 16:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I hope the little **** chunks blew in those little brat's faces.
2007-09-02 16:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by Delish 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋