This 90 year old man was walking down the street and he heard "pick me up" He looked around and didn't see anything. "old man pick me up" The old man looked down and saw a frog. "are you talking to me?" The frog said "yes I'm talking to you. Pick me up." The old man picked up the frog. The frog told the old man,"many, many years ago when I was a girl of 20 years old. A mean step mother put a curse on me and turned me into a frog" The old asked "why did she do that?" The frog answered. "Because I was so beautiful and had a perfect body. She was jealous of me. If you kiss me I will turn back into that beautiful 20 year girl. I will grant your every wish. You can have sex with me every day. Any kind of sex you want when ever you want. All you have to do is kiss me." The old put the frog in his pocket and continued walking down the street. " Didn't you hear what I said?" Asked the frog. "I will have every kind of sex possible with you If you kiss me." The old man took the frog out of his pocket and said. "At my age I rather have a talking frog"
2007-09-02 08:56:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaooooooooooo. nice one mate keep them rollin
2007-09-02 09:07:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2007-09-02 09:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by Hazel Eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah keep them rolling, i agree; (xOx)''
2007-09-02 16:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute....... smile
2007-09-02 09:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Susarella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋