God dosen't have the confidence he should and needs all the praise he can get. You friggin Atheists run around telling people no to. So he creates a place called Hell. Yet you tell people not to believe in that. Now what are you gonna say when God's manic depression gets the best of him?
*If sarcasm is not part of your vocabulary leave now*
2007-09-02 08:41:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I predicted every one of these answers. Geez. Enough hate here to light a fire.
2007-09-02 08:50:50 · update #1
Lol
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LooneyLu, if you are going to call someone stupid, at least use the correct "your"... It is "you're" as in "you are."
2007-09-02 08:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is not the least bit concerned about the outcome;
For the end written is as declared from the beginning:
Let there be light(understanding, grace glory), only;
and there was grace(light), only, in the end written,
written by Paul's own hand in every Pauline epistle.
Not to mention God is "excepted" (exempt).
God is not a man that he should lie(law).
His Grace cannot lie(law) nor die(law).
But Law vs Law notably does both.
Atheists give place to God by mention of God.
But the God they give place to is God on high.
God on high is awful lawful to both L/R sides.
God on high nothing but a Phantom Menace.
God in heaven is higher than the heavens,
and neither makes nor takes L/R sides,
have side effects, such as a dead end.
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2007-09-02 09:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand sarcasm, It is part of my vocabulary. But I do not use it to bash others nor to make my self feel bigger. Most might think one who does this lacks confidence and might be depressed. does sarcasm show character or strength when used to put other down? I don't believe so?
2007-09-02 08:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by Michael M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's the truth:
Romans 2:1-16--
Therefore you are inexcusable, O man, whoever you are who judge, for in whatever you judge another you condemn yourself; for you who judge practice the same things/ But we know that the judgement of God is according to truth against those who practice such things. And do you think this, O man, you who judge those practicing such things, and doing the same, that you will escape the judgement of God?
Or do you despise the riches of His goodness, forbearance, and longsuffering, not knowing that the goodness of God leads you to repentance?
But in accordance with your hardness and your impenitent heart you are treasuring up for yourself wrath in the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of GOd, who "will render to each one acccording to his deeds": eternal life to those who by patient continuance in doing good seek for glory, honor, and immortality; but to those who are self-seeking and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness--indignation and wrath, tribulation and anguish, on every soul of man who does evil, of the Jew first and also of the Greek; but glory, honor, and peace to everyone who works what is good, to the Jew first and also to the Greek. For there is no partiality with God. For as many as have sinned without law will also perish without law, and as many as have sinned in the law will be judged by the law (for not the hearers of the law are just in the sight of God, but the doers of the law will be justified; for when Gentiles, who do not have the law, by nature do the things contained in the law, these, although not having the law, are a law to themselves, who show the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and between themselves their thoughts accusing or else excusing them) in the day when God will judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ, according to my gospel.'
2007-09-02 09:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremiah Johnson 7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's enought people running around praising god. Dosn't need me to too. If he dosn't like it, he should take his medication.
2007-09-02 08:48:59 · answer #5 · answered by punch 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Personally, I think your avatar is a grave crime. It made me spit soda onto my keyboard. =)
2007-09-02 08:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by wuzzle, deus ex machina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd recommend sending him off to a head doctor.
2007-09-02 08:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
***WOOSH****
phew something just went right over my head!!!!
*just for the record god's hair looks really hot today.
2007-09-02 09:06:21 · answer #8 · answered by Geisha VT poser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PRAISE JESUS
Cast the sinners into eternal Hell for saying ",damn it" in a church, or worshiping a different God.
PRAISE JESUS
2007-09-02 08:48:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mustapher Crap 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hehehe, I'll say to him:
Come on god please, don't be like that - you know we all love you really, so pick your dummy up and turn off the flames - there's a good boy!
;))
2007-09-02 08:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by 地獄 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋