A man is at the dentist's for a check-up. As the dentist leans over, he asks, "Well... So you had oral sex this morning?" "How did you know?" asks the man, embarrassed but also amazed at his dentist's perception. "Was it the smell on my breath?" "No" says the dentist. "Well, did you see a pubic hair caught in my teeth?" asks the man. "No" says the dentist. "Well, what then? How did you know?" asks the man, losing patience. The dentist says "There's " SH*T " on your nose."
2007-09-02 08:24:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaooooooooooooooooo. nice one No 8 .
well doc says the patient can u tell your wife to clean herself properly . lol
hey No 8 . well i told one of your joke to my friends . and they laughing like mad bullocks lol. the joke was about the old man and the cookie . lol
well miss hillarious it sems u r getting it my frinds as well .
cheers and keep postin more .
2007-09-02 09:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch thank good ness I'm not the dentist.But have a star.Just want to go and brush my teeth cause I'm having a dental appointment tomorrow.
2007-09-02 19:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww *giggles*
2007-09-02 15:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty. (2.30)
2007-09-02 15:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol...erm i think......tis a bit like being in the mafia really, one slip of the tongue and your in the s**t lol
2007-09-02 16:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Ouch that is bad.!!!
Great one so 10/10 No8.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-02 16:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it good that
2007-09-02 15:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sick but not really funny
2007-09-02 15:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by truthteller 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww
*giggle*
2007-09-02 15:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by RainbowGirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋