It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your *** Out All Day Long
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen
If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
All My Exes Live in Texas
Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up
All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill
Peel Me a Nanner
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart was Pure
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole my Girl, but the Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got an Even Deal
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
You're A Cross I Can't Bear
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)
I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love
Mama, Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
Heaven's Just A Sin Away
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
Your Negligee Has Turned To a Flannel Nightgown
You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"
Do You Love As Good As You Look
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You're Going Against the Grain
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Don't Chop Any Wood, Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load
If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
Bubba Shot the Jukebox
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Thanks To the Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out
2007-09-02 08:08:27 · 14 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny stuff here...
2007-09-02 08:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carrie Underwood Kenny Chesney Clint Black Big N' Rich Taylor Swift Toby Keith Alan Jackson Keith Urban
2016-04-02 23:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few sites with even more, including "I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond and She Clubbed Me With a Spade" and the ever-popular "I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck"
2007-09-02 10:30:07 · answer #3 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised, Merle Haggard, Johnny Paycheck
Johnny Cash has sung it to but prefer merle's
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There) williy nelson did a nice one of this song.
another:: one is momma she's lazy.lazyer than me..so funny.
If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You
http://www.countrysongtitles.com/
try the link above some real strange ones there
but alot ive never heard of.
2007-09-02 08:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
What happens if you play country music backwards?
You get your wife and your dog back.
2007-09-02 09:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some good ones
all amusing
2007-09-02 16:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeyyy!!!
I happen to like country.....but I never heard of a lot of these
Very funny puggy.....Have 1234 stars
2007-09-02 08:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen some of them before but many are new to me and I love em!!!
2007-09-02 08:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by RainbowGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha some good ones. That's a lot of songs yeehaw!!
:-)))
2007-09-02 10:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny there Jim!!!
2007-09-02 15:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋