It is important to study the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it is usually the only type of cooking a real man will do - probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.
2007-09-02 07:52:31 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im from a ranch and when the guy's do a barbecue, they really do, do everything.in fact when were out on the range the guy's always cook.Ive never had to do anything except eat,and they do a real nice job, so not all guy's ok. are that silly. im on cleaning dishes,"sure!" but fair's fair.
2007-09-02 09:07:59 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny. Of course in Texas, by the time she hands him the meat he and his buddies have had who knows how many beers, the fire had to be 'just right', up to telling golf stories (fishing and hunting already covered). By the time meat (well-)done, 30 year old football/baseball stories the topic. Some of us learn...do the prep, cook, just let them BS each other. And he STILL gets the praise for a great dinner. But at least (s)he cooked it right.
2007-09-02 15:11:41 · answer #2 · answered by yknothavefun2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insert 7a. Woman takes the meat and throws it in the bin. Insert 8a. She takes out food already prepared in advance for this very moment.
2007-09-02 16:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by mangal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just wish I had a man that thinks this way!!!
He think a womens place is to do all the cooking and cleaning well he sits back and watch T.V.
2007-09-02 22:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot 12, which is the woman feeding the man with stomach problems tums.
2007-09-02 14:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha spot on. I suppose the man has to work hard getting the beer in his mouth!!
:-)))
2007-09-02 17:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....and after my most recent barbecue experience: the woman throws up all evening with food poisoning!!!
2007-09-02 14:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by babs 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the Truth hurts and now I'm in pain.
2007-09-02 14:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True Jim.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-09-02 14:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Boy is that the truth! lol
2007-09-02 14:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋