A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
2007-09-02 05:26:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Safety
Reminds me of the true story of a funeral procession in Ireland that got ticketed for speeding by a camera.
When my parents were first married, way back when, they had an old car. They came apon a funeral procession that was going down a hill. The brakes failed on their car and they had to honk and pass every car including the hearse.
2007-09-05 15:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by rann_georgia 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it is funny enough for a star.That would be scary though, if a funeral van driver had a corpse tap him on the shoulder.
2007-09-02 05:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough for a star
2007-09-02 05:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup. It made me smile almost as much as when I saw a Parisiene taxi getting a parking ticket.
You win your start.
2007-09-06 08:08:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked this 1
2016-04-02 23:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. Have a star.
2007-09-02 05:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by firebobby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, made me laugh. Had a serious car crash 6 months when idiot drove into me and broke both my legs. Now making recovery and hobbling on sticks but lucky to be here. LAUGHTER is best medicine (well additional!). Thanks, I need to see funny side of life!
2007-09-08 08:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And a star you will get. Great story.
2007-09-02 05:32:06 · answer #8 · answered by hakim1125 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Defiantly good for a star!
2007-09-07 16:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats funny! Star. =]
2007-09-02 08:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋