work camps so that us Brits can drink beer and go to the ballet and opera and stuff. the queen would be in charge of the world and we could make speaking our language improperly a capital offence.come on it makes sense,
2007-09-02 04:50:12 · 46 answers · asked by Britsruletheworld 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Not right yet...
If I were you I would wait a bit yet until the US gets more strung out around the world and eventually they will falter and their government collapse and Britian can walk in and take over.
g-day!
2007-09-02 05:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by Kekionga 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
We have already tried a re-invasion of the USA. Well, let's just say that back in c1870 something the British war cabinet debated the idea of an invasion of the USA. The purpose, to put an end to American industry and stop it becoming the major world power.
Thankfully this madness did not happen. It was obvious by the 1880s that the USA was becoming the super-power and by the 1900s UK major industries were already in serious decline.
Since when has English ever been the exclusive property of the English, whoever they are?
English is an international language spoken properly in it's various forms in the English speaking nations of the world. These include, UK, USA, Canada [part thereof], Australia and NZ. English is also widely spoken in Commonwealth countries such as India and Pakistan as well as in Africa and many islands of the West Indies.
All English speakers worldwide, contribute to the language either internationally [now via the Internet] or for local use.
English is an entirely democratic language, in that new words and phrases are introduced to it first from the 'street'. When these have become popular and are in regular use for about ten years, they are simply shovelled into the OED to join the already bulging 600,000 words already locked into the language.
From your question - a Nazi manifesto by it's reading, you are obviously nuts in the extreme. They should put you away down on the funny farm and throw away the key.
2007-09-02 23:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Possibly not one of the best ideas in the world.
As I recall, Davy Crockett polished most of us lot off some time ago. OK so he did have 3 or 4 other fellers helping him out, but they did it. I think John Wayne was also involved?
Now I recall reading that the British Redcoats wore red coats so the enemy wouldnt be able to see any blood stains, and I'm not certain if this is significant or not, but Davy Crockett and his 3 helpers wore brown trousers?
OK I've been working this out on the way back from my fridge, where I went for a large vodka!
Your plan could actually work, we must have at least a couple of thousand troops left in the UK? Admitted they are all in the catering Corp, but all fully trained in the lethal use of both fryingpan and skillit!! These weapons are supplied by the British goverment and all fully g'teed for 6 weeks.
Now this would have to be an overnight operation, it could last a couple of nights, depending on the opposition. However having sorted them out we would have to move very swiftly to Russia and sort them out also, because they would know they were next on the list.
All this would need to be done in the Summer, our troops will only have khaki shorts and it gets a bit chilly in Russia.
Then there is China, another hard night of combat!
OK go for it, I'm going back to the kitchen I seem to have run out of vodka!!!
When you have sorted the Russians out, would you send me a few crates of vodka? I could direct operations from here!!!!
2007-09-02 05:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by budding author 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to review what you have just stated....a capital offence well that's you up the creek......
Edit after reading answers.....
Why does this always end up in a verbal argument between Britain And American's......He who asked the question is an idiot or just trying to stir up trouble....And the Americans who have made derogatory comments about Britain should grow up......1) if we are that **** then why were you so grateful for our support after 9/11....2) If our army are inferior then why do your superiors hand out cards warning the American soldiers not to engage in ......Drinking, gambling, fighting with the British forces as they will lose..........This is from your own military so don't have ago at our squaddies and asker get a life........And as for world war 2 don't even go there......
2007-09-05 00:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by valf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead, buddy
it would be like the 52nd state attacking it's mother country- that's the state of affairs now-- the UK is but a dummy of USA.
In any case, the world would be only too happy to see the 2 biggest global bullies go down fighting.
Colonies-- who the heck gave UK the right to colonise any place or country outside it's borders?-- try that now and get the biggest shocks
2007-09-02 08:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by kapilbansalagra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a English man live in in the mid west, wot a dip **** we lost once ,and now Ur brain wants to take the might of moden America on ps the beer is **** hear and thay dowt drink tea very much aether
2007-09-05 22:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by CHAMBO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The US could use another state. Declare war on us and when we are finished laughing at you we will decide whether to make England number 51. Your royals could go on welfare and sponge of us like they have been sponging off you Brits for so long.
What do you want to be if you ever grow up? Since your grammar isn't perfect you will never get the chance to find out, that is if you keep your own rules, something I doubt you ever considered in your laughable arrogance.
2007-09-03 01:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey,I do have to give you Bash America
people some credit. you actually came up with something new and original.
The only flaw i see is, that Hillary wants to be in charge of the world, so Her Majesty might have an obstacle in her way.
Bt way, i think Her Majesty would be a better person to rule the world than Hillary.
2007-09-02 04:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by TedEx 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny, mate, but there wouldn't be a UK if US had not bailed your a*r*s*e out in WW II.
Then again, since soon the UK will consist only of England, maybe now is time to try to retake the colonies!
2007-09-03 06:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by gortamor 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi...
Although, i think what you have stated in your question is bizarre.....
America is just us, in a different name, you can tell because they are still doing the most stupid things, like trying to rule the world!!
I see nothing different from what America is trying to do to the world, then from when the British Empire ruled it!
Bullying tactics, mass murder, all under the flag of freedom and democracy..... again!!
We have learned our lesson, shame America hasnt.
In answer to a few of the American answers....
Although English is spoken all over the World....
The English language 'is' the language that originated in England....
Its people 'are' the English! ... English-England... Get it!!?
You have stated that we are weak militarily, both in the past and now?
The UK, is not as weak as you think, without it you would 'not' have many of the things 'you' take for granted!
Try looking up British inventions!!
The UK is still a 'nuclear' force, although have 'not' stockpiled them, in the 'insecure' way that America has and in doing so, helped to put the whole World in chains!!
Freedom and Liberty??
The 2nd World war was faught by the UK and its commonwealth, losing millions of men, human lives, against a facsist regime, that 'murdered' humanity, genocide!!
The blitz, which the Americans have 'never' faced, was a deadly blow, over four hundred thousand people, civililians were killed and over a million homes destroyed in Britain!
America watched, rubbing its hands, watching Britain getting weaker and weaker, doing nothing, even though we were allies and related!!
It did this because, it knew England/UK was not going to be the superpower anymore and there would be a gap to fill, by itself!!
What kind of country would watch an 'allied' country like France, being taken over, shamed and its citizens murdered, doing nothing to help? ....America!!
Especially when, the American symbol of 'freedom' and 'liberty' itself, is standing in New York harbour and was a gift from France, in the first place!!
Only after being hit itself, by Japan at Pearl harbour, did America join its 'parent' country and its Empire, to make a task force.
What was America's answer to end the war?
Dropping two nuclear weapons on two cities, killing over four hundred thousand 'innocent' civilians in Japan!
After victory, Britain was bankrupt, its people starving, on its knees, it asked the USA for a loan.
America, in the end, said yes, but only 'if' the pound, as world currency, was replaced with the dollar!
Basically, putting the last nail in!!
If there is one thing for sure, it is that being an American, is 'not' the greatest or proudest nationality to be!
Its secular society is becoming a joke to millions, all over the World!
England and the UK, have given the World, Democracy and Freedom, Industry and Commerce, things to be proud of, that America is just carrying on, but doing it rather badly!!!
America is slowly fading anyway, it will soon be taken over economaly, by China and no longer be number one, let us see how America bows 'its' head gracefully then!!
I am proud to be from the UK, the original free democratic land, with its flag, signifying unity, the 'original' ....
'Red, White and Blue'!!!
2007-09-02 23:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by Paul222@England 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
In clubbing our own descendants with brothers and sisters out there like those in iraq with living examples out there.
All for the glory of one man?
What do you think?
Luke 6.39, 41-45, 9.55-56
2007-09-04 16:37:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋