It is astonishing what happens to stories when young Bible scholars retell them: From a chapter "Fractured English," published by Pocket Books.
The Bible is full of many interesting caricatures. Michael Angelo painted them on the Sixteen Chapels.
The first five books of the Bible are Genesis, Exodus, Laxatives, Deuteronomy, and Numbers. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son? My punishment is greater than I can bare."
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. But she only answered to Jean because she could not speak English. He built an ark, which the animals came on to in pears. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
Saddam and Gomorrah were twins. Sodom and Gomorra was destroyed in the Earthquakes (and fire) of 1906 & 19
2007-09-02 04:11:48 · 9 answers · asked by Yank 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You grumpy ones, didn't your little kids ever ask questions that brought a mountain of laughter from you?
2007-09-02 04:19:10 · update #1
The sole purpose here, chaps, is to relish the innocence and developing minds of little kids. Weren't you a kid once? Smile, for gosh sake, everything doesn't have to be serious and grim.
2007-09-02 04:26:17 · update #2
Interesting how so many posters seem to have answered this question without reading anything except the title.
Either that, or they've had a sense of humour bypass.
2007-09-02 04:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by langdonrjones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are doing here, trying to be funny. your quotes from the Bible are way out of line (wrong), you had better be very careful, you're playing with fire here.
I know you can't under stand spiritual things, and I really don't thank you can understand to much of anything.
God will use who ever He wants, He is no respecter of person. He selected John the baptist before he was born, and also some of His prophets.
How are you a mere mortal distorting the writings of God., for every thing in the Bible was written by God's breath, Man was uses like a pen is used to write with.
2007-09-02 04:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by Herb E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cereal.
2007-09-02 04:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by DeltaKilo3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HI
Technically, they are not rewriting the bible.
I personally think it is fine what these children are doing as long as they are educated on their errors.
2007-09-02 04:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by Erik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are only for the satisfaction and entertainment of young people but not to adult people of intelligence.
jtm
2007-09-02 04:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Their excuse is that they're children. I don't see a point to your question.
2007-09-02 04:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't it originally written by 'children'?
2007-09-02 04:16:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought Bush wrote it. It makes as much sence as Bush
2007-09-02 04:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What is your problem specifically ?
2007-09-02 04:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋