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Does that mean that I might relapse... *sigh*

In my dream, I was planting fossils right around the creation museum....

What do you think it means?

2007-09-02 03:59:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hypno... oh no! They've found me!

2007-09-02 04:08:07 · update #1

lmao... right... perhaps I should plant myself! I am a fossil... *chuckles*

2007-09-02 04:10:27 · update #2

Was that you, Jack? I didn't think it was your turn last night... lol

Brilliant, Darth... lol

2007-09-02 05:17:09 · update #3

(((((((((Kallan)))))))))

2007-09-02 06:07:18 · update #4

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ATHEIST FRONT ALERT: Subject B41a remembers pre-hypnosis activities. Prepare for extraction and reformatting.

2007-09-02 04:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

You will be attacked by dinosaurs within the week. Rest well, my friend, and prepare yourself.

Wait a second, the Creation Museum. That probably represents Creationism, which says that God created the Earth. The fossils, remnants of creatures of the past, represents the theory of Evolution. You are perhaps struggling to decide which you believe. So what is it, do you believe in the Lord? Choose wisely.

2007-09-02 11:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by DeltaKilo3 4 · 1 5

I understand there actually are beautiful fossils in that area, practically in the basement of the Cretinism Shack itself. Talk about sacrilege....

2007-09-02 13:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It wasn't a dream, you were sleep-walking. When I rolled over in bed and noticed you weren't there I got worried, so I went looking and found you in the yard planting fossils in your sleep.

You gave me quite a scare! ;)

2007-09-02 11:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 5 0

Quit eating the spicy snacks, watching the "Twilight Zone" and falling asleep on the recliner immediately after.

2007-09-02 15:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 2 0

Lets go fishing this afternoon. I'll bring a thermos full of White Russians and we'll talk it over. lmao

2007-09-02 13:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

This means that you are clamouring for a meeting of the Satanic/Atheist Evolutionary Conspiracy.. fear not, my beloved friend.. we shall reorganize and triumph once more!
While you're waiting, eat some vegemite- it's good for you!

2007-09-02 13:05:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kallan 7 · 5 0

It means you have been thinking about the world wide flood, and the very fast catastrophe the earth came under.

2007-09-02 11:07:32 · answer #8 · answered by : 6 · 0 1

Your combined atheist and pirate natures are struggling to reassert themselves.

Pirates bury things (treasures). Atheists combat creationist ideas.

2007-09-02 12:06:55 · answer #9 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 6 0

False evidence can be planted(sowed).
Police do it, as if to help their G-d (L-w).

Pst: it's the "enemy" who sows the tares,
which are sowed in the kingdom of heaven
(is also like unto leaven: leaveneth the whole),
not in the kingdom of God, has no tares at all.

Stop feeding the trolls, give you night visions,
which are night mares(horses) in Revelation.

The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.

2007-09-02 11:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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