Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast".
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2007-09-02 03:52:33 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahhaaaaa, the things that age do to women pmsl.
2007-09-02 04:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha this was a good one, but at that age how could say she was a blond when her hair would be Grey at that time. The only way to know is if you new her like 33+years ago.
2007-09-02 22:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-09-02 04:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by ana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-02 04:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny one. Maybe he should have taken her age into account and said just above the left breast!!
:-)))
2007-09-02 04:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke lol
2007-09-02 06:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one jim
2007-09-02 05:52:01 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is what you call a long shot!
Funny!
2007-09-02 04:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I wasn't expecting that !! Hilarious!!
2007-09-02 08:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-02 04:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by Nick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋