Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.
The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
Replies the redhead, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers. I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde, after thinking for a while, replies, “Don’t you have a vase?”
2007-09-02 02:26:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I agree, she could save herself a lot of trouble if she'd just buy a vase. Geez, and they say blondes are dumb....
2007-09-02 02:30:41 · answer #1 · answered by M G 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
2007-09-02 03:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believed blondes had their own way of thinking, I love blonde jokes and this one is a new one ,,,i like it 11/10
2007-09-02 02:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by yatzky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. has the blonde got a vase for her to save that?.if not , then open legs will do fine, i suppose.lol.
2007-09-05 07:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank goodness im not a blonde
2007-09-05 22:07:06 · answer #5 · answered by irene c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was good! (And I am a natural blonde!)
2007-09-02 03:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Carolinabear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha excellent
2007-09-02 02:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by Barry K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-09-02 04:19:39 · answer #8 · answered by Nick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good typical thick blonde joke!
2007-09-02 03:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st star I've given out today!!
2007-09-02 02:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋