Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to scr*w your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
2007-09-01 19:08:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hum
time for a break, me thinks
2007-09-03 01:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-09-02 07:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old Red Rider with a twist - not bad
2007-09-02 02:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't she a little too young for a gun? Otherwise it was pretty funny.
2007-09-02 02:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooo. well wolf said b4 eating yah i will have steralize my teeth . lol
cheers mate
2007-09-02 04:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny haha.
2007-09-02 04:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sry u blew it this time it is not good
2007-09-02 03:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-02 06:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny because its true
2007-09-02 02:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by messymessina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that one made me laugh.
2007-09-02 05:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋