2007-09-01 18:05:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tin foil hats are optional.. Head Bopper headbands are not..
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/dress-up/acc/hats/boppers/silver-balls.html
2007-09-01 18:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Because if you wear it, then the aliens... err, I mean Jesus... can't see you. And if he can't see you, how will he rapture you away? And even if he still could rapture you away, the hat would stay here along with your clothes. Haven't you seen the Left Behind crap? Err, I mean movies?
2007-09-01 18:11:53 · answer #2 · answered by wuzzle, deus ex machina 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
doesn't matter what you are wearing. Hat or no hat. If you are raptured you clothes will be left in a little pile where you left them IF you are a Christian.
2007-09-01 18:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by winkcat 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what does wearing a tin foil hat do?
kevlar, now thats a man kind of hat, can take it and still look good deflecting that bullet shot at you
2007-09-01 18:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Rapture - I REPEAT!!!! THE RAPTURE, is the only time you ever EVER - Take the TFH, off!
Never leave yourself vulnerable!
2007-09-01 18:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, Thanks for the Laugh!
Don't Think it would Help Much---Hey, My Tin Foil Hat has EARS on it!
Yep, Came from DisneyLand!!!
Works too!
As far as I can Tell, they Haven't Read My Mind Yet!
(and I bet their Really Happy over that one too!)
2007-09-01 18:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the rapture comes, can I have your car?
2007-09-01 18:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by licketychick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wear whatever you want--rapture or not, be ready for His return, every day.
2007-09-01 18:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you have to wear a tinfiol yamahka.
2007-09-01 18:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by robert f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't matter what you wear....I'll be gone.
2007-09-01 18:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋