guy with his own car & a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers & invites him in.
"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.
Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.
Harold replies that they will just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's mother replies,"Why don't you kids go out & screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
This comes as quite a surprise to Harold & he says, "Wha...aat?"
"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother."We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night long if we let her.
Harold's eyes light up & he smiles from ear to ear.
A few minutes later Peggy Sue comes downstairs & announces she's ready. Harold escorts his date to the car.
About 20 minutes later, Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door & screams at her mother.
"Dammit it, mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!!!!
2007-09-01
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