2007-09-01 15:47:47 · 11 answers · asked by /\v/\TARD 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Speak of the devil! I just came home from the liquor store. Gotta stock up for tomorrow, which is Jesus's day.
If you don't plan ahead for Jesus-day, you have to go to the bar to drink.
2007-09-01 15:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Might be. After 19 years as an drinker and drug user, 3 marriages plus working 2 jobs 40-80 hours a week only to feed my habits, I never had anything, it taught me what all of this was good for. The trash can. Ever since I gave all of it up 22 years ago I have owned 3 houses, have possessions all over the place, nice cars plus I can sit back around alot of money without having to drink or drug it up peeing all of it in the toilet. Booze gave me nothing but empty pockets.....
2007-09-01 16:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sure! For most Knights of the Hops,And Fellows of the Order of the Barley, there comes a point in the progression of DWI arrests,car wrecks,lost jobs,ruined relationships and rotting livers, When a great Enlightenment dawns. "Wow! this crap really is EVIL!"
2007-09-01 16:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by InTheGreatSatan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I think the more beer you drink, the more difficult it is for you to distinguish good from evil.
I believe most of the people in prison committed their crimes under the influence of alcohol or other drug.
2007-09-01 15:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Hawk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not everything else in the Bible has been changed to fit with todays standards. So I say if you want to do that, GO FOR IT!
2007-09-01 15:53:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
beer
2007-09-01 15:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yup... a can of beer, a pitcher of margaritas, a glass of martini... it's all good.
2007-09-01 15:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but it sure can be called the beverage of loose tongues, full bladders and impaired driving!
2007-09-01 15:52:27 · answer #8 · answered by Searcher 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i know some people that after they've had a couple of those think they a lot knowledge...does that count?
2007-09-01 16:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
More like "Truth Fluid" (When the liquor is in, the truth is out)
2007-09-01 16:35:31 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋