If Jesus really loved us, wouldn't he have multiplied steak instead of fish?

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2007-09-01 14:47:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

IF HE LOVED US HE WOULD HAVE MULTIPLIED PIZZA

2007-09-01 14:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by Ψ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋

Maybe He's vegetarian?

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2007-09-01 21:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋

cuz fish has omega fatty acids and healthy for you, steak just clogs up the arteries.

2007-09-01 21:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋

Nope, he would have multiplied nuts!

2007-09-01 22:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋

because teryaki marinade wasn't invented yet

2007-09-01 21:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋

How about surf and turf jesus... both would be better....

2007-09-01 21:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋